Buondì telespettatore, questo è un TG che ti mette di buon umore, là fuori crimini, ma qui si parla ore di lidi a Rimini e rivoli di sudore, perciò proteggiti dall'ondata di calore col mio soccorso: lavate di capo che manco il Baby Shampoo Johnson.
Esercitando il potere che mi da Orson, ti annuncio che quest'anno fa più caldo dello scorso.
Se ti guardi intorno capirai che degli spari sul lungomare di Bari non c'è traccia nei TG di Mediaset e Rai.
Questo non mi va di raccontarlo, ma ti conto i peli del buco del culo del principe Carlo.
Il telecomando contro me non devi usarlo mai.
RIT: TG TG TG RIETINCULA.../NOTI NOTIZIE, MA NON NOTI NULLA/ TI GI TI GI TI GIRANO MA...FATTELA DA SOLO LA VERITA'
Sono chiuse le fabbriche del Belpaese, fuori i lavoratori da Mirafiori a Termini Imerese, e se rimangono valgono meno di 1000 euro al mese, che bene o male affitti un monolocale più le spese, ma non puoi pagarti nemmeno una visita al dentista.
Pista, pista, passa il ministro con l'autista, nell'auto blu frigobar con Moet & Chandon e Crystal...Il minimo che puoi fare è sparare sulle gomme a vista.
Ma questo TG non è così pessimista, l'economia italiana è sana, sì, lo dice l'ISTAT, lo stivale è nella lista acquisti del turista, questa è l'informazione mica quella comunista fatta di gogne! W il TG delle menzogne, con notizie nascoste come zoccole nelle fogne, un maresciallo che fa il pappagallo sul giallo di Cogne, ma su Ustica, no, non vuole avere rogne!!
RIT.
Ben sintonizzati sul TG: coppa campioni, sfilate Armani, ma nessuna notizia sulle vittime dello Tsunami, ma sì, rilassati e versati una pils, in fondo è fuoco amico quello che brucia il GIS, oops...succede di cadere sul Cernis, qui non cambierà mai nulla...come in un governo bis...
Parlare di guerra non mi piace, troppo audace, preferisco parlare di forze di pace che offrono focacce a famiglie afgane dai loro carria armati fatti di marzapane.
Tutto buonismo che va a puttane se le telecamere spengono sulle condizioni disumane dei bimbi morsi dalla fame nei loro villaggi bombardati per settimane, ma "Shhhhhh!!"
Michele Caparezza, born in Molfetta in 1973, is an Italian singer-songwriter and rapper known for his original musical style and often ironic and provocative lyrics. Son of a teacher and a musician worker, he starts composing songs since childhood. After studying bookkeeping and advertising, he abandons his university career to dedicate himself to music. Initially, he performs as a rapper under the stage name Mikimix, participating in music festivals like Castrocaro and Sanremo Giovani. In 1997, he releases his first album, *La mia buona stella*, but it is only in 2000 with the album *?!* that he assumes the name Caparezza (meaning "curly head" in Molfettese dialect) and begins to gain success. The album *Verità supposte* of 2003 consecrates him as a prominent artist, thanks to songs like *Fuori dal tunnel*, a summer hit that becomes a subject of debate for its ironic interpretation of nightlife fun. Caparezza continues to release successful albums such as *Habemus Capa* (2006), *Le dimensioni del mio caos* (2008) and *Il sogno eretico* (2011). Caparezza is known for his ability to blend musical genres, from electronic music to rap, passing through rock and songwriting. His songs are characterized by complex and refined lyrics, often with a strong social and political content.
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.
Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.
The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.
Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,
Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.
My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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