I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all,
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome on night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
His life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain't braggin if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
No it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring you
How can you know
How can you know
Which is which, who's doin' what
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
And all you need to do that
Is one big pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Dan Bern, born Daniel Bernstein in Des Moines, Iowa, in 1965, is an American singer-songwriter and writer. Active since 1989, Bern has established a solid reputation as a folk-blues artist with incisive lyrics and catchy melodies. His music often tackles social and political issues, with a particular focus on social justice and the environment. Bern is known for his energetic and engaging performances, which combine elements of storytelling, poetry, and music. Some of his most notable albums include "The Ballad of the Broken Heart" (1995) and "Dan Bern Live at the Knitting Factory" (2003). Among his most representative songs are "The World Is a Beautiful Place", "I'm Not Your Friend", and "The Ballad of the Broken Heart".
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