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Vlad the implaler


Chorus:
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

Whoaaoo

He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure

(chorus)

He's so glad he's Vlad

When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him
because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrathfor his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement
was something that the boy had learned

Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned

He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

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The lyrics VLAD THE IMPLALER of GWAR is also present in the album Scumdogs of the universe (1990)

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Biografia

GWAR è una band di shock rock statunitense formatasi a Richmond, Virginia, nel 1984. Conosciuta per i suoi costumi elaborati ispirati al cinema di fantascienza e horror, testi volgari e spettacoli teatrali espliciti che rielaborano temi politicamente e moralmente controversi in chiave comica. La band ha vinto due nomination ai Grammy Award. Il loro genere musicale è un mix di heavy metal, punk rock e thrash metal con influenze progressive. Tra i brani più rappresentativi: "This Toilet Earth", "Sick of You", "El Presidente".

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