I first saw you baby
In a Pair of pale blue slacks
(slacks)
Feigning Dis-interest
at the stares they'd attract
(tract)
They were cut low in the front
lower at the back
I could see clear to Hobart
Its a good thing you waxed
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
Im seeing the moon
And its not yet the night
Your jeans are too small
Your jeans are too small
If you were a Fella
Id see clear to your balls
Your jeans are too tight
Oh lady....
Your jeans are too tight
I must admit
That id never seen denim so strained
(strained)
Your the kinda girl baby
That puts plumbers to shame
(shame)
Now don't take offence
But your back crack is stacked
If i was a dealer, couldn't move that much crack
in your jeans you look great
in your jeans you look great
like a denim-clad camel toed
blue ovulate
your jeans must constrict
your jeans must constrict
whats that by your cuff?
dear god, its your lip!
Your jeans are to tight, oh lady
Your jeans are to tight
Your ankles look pale
Has the blood been cut off?
Let me spend just a penny
In that stone wash coin slot
Look at that butt grin
Too cheeky to pass
The thong that your wearing's
Just flossing your ass
The elastic is stretched
With wreckless abandon
Like a tightrope of cotton
Across the grand canyon
Babe ill just ask ya
Now no misbehaving
Were you ever a roadie?
Did you work for Van Halen?
Im Raving,
Your Shaven
It couldn't be better
And thanks for reminding me
I must post that letter
(Letter) letter (letter)
Lett-errrrrr
[(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item as well... Its quite large]
Your Jeans stick like glue
They look good on you
They make me feel like shopping
At BIG W
Its your jeans that i like
Its your jeans that i like
Can you touch your toes baby
So i can park my bike?
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
And i don't mind at allllll.....
(It's not like you're my woman!)
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