Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
I'm the King of Red Lions!
Yo, I don't give a shit
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[Danny Sexbang]
But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
Fuck, alright. Shit, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[Danny Sexbang]
Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
No lives are spared, you better be prepared
Moblin fangs and a boomerangAnd a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you need to complete your task!
A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
No...
Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[Danny Sexbang]
Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
Oh!
And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
Ugh!
A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and great medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Your grandma's glass eyeball
80-pounds of drywall
And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
A vegan pasta maker
The wrestler "Undertaker"?
An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
A basket of muffins
A turkey with the stuffin'
A pillow that needs fluffin'?
A society of puffins!
A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks
46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
It's getting kinda heavy...
I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Oh my god
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Woah...you see?
This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
...I hate you, boat
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