Elio E Le Storie Tese

Lyrics John holmes Elio E Le Storie Tese

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Quand'ero piccolo
Tutti mi scherzavano
Per le dimensioni del mio pene
Ed io non stavo bene
Soffrivo le pene
Per colpa del pene
Ma piu' il problema non si pone
Si' perche' il pene mi da' il pane
Son diventato un grande attore
E benche' schiavo dell'amore
Mi son comprato la moto
E ora son schiavo della moto
Non faccio piu' moto
Infatti vado solo in moto
Ma ora son diventato un mito
Ho rilanciato il film muto
Perche' sono muto
E se vedrete il filmato sicuramente converrete con noi che questa e' verita'

John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto

John Holmes Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto

Trenta centimetri
Di dimensione artistica
Su di cio' la critica e' concorde
Nel ritenermi sudicio
Perche' non hanno capito
Non parlo perche' son rapito
E poi in faccia non son mai inquadrato
Ma dal pubblico son venerato
Ma ora sono diventato un mito
Ho rilanciato il film muto
Perche' sono muto
E se fossi stato cieco
Avrei lanciato il film cieco
E se fossi stato ato(m)
Avrei lanciato il film ato(m)
Dicon che faccio film penosi
Perche' lavoro col pene
E insomma il pene mi da' il pane
Il pene mi da' si' la moto
Ma la moto non da' pene
Perche' funziona bene
Si', si' la moto non da' pene
Perche' funziona bene

John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto

John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto

John Holmes !

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The lyrics JOHN HOLMES of ELIO E LE STORIE TESE is also present in the album Del meglio del nostro meglio (2000)

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Biografia

Elio e le Storie Tese are an Italian musical group formed in Milan in 1980. Led by Stefano Belisari, known as Elio, the band is characterized by a musical style strongly inspired by Frank Zappa, both in music and lyrics, which are characterized by humor, irony, and social satire. Considered one of the most innovative and influential bands on the Italian scene, they have released numerous successful albums, including "La Terra dei Cachi" (1986), "Storie Tese" (1990) and "Il Rock'n Roll è Morto" (2003). Among their most famous songs are "Cara Italia", "La Terra dei Cachi", "Uomini di Carta" and "Io sono un Uomo di Pace". Elio e le Storie Tese have collaborated with numerous Italian artists, including Jovanotti and Francesco Guccini.

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