J'Ulysse
Bernard Joyet
Angoissé, oppressé, cette fois j'entre en lice,
Tout tremblant, adossé au bord du précipice;
Avant de me lancer, j'attends l'instant propice,
La force inspiratrice
D'un destin tout tracé…
Une geste déplacé, le cascadeur dévisse…
Le voilà fracassé au pied de l'édifice;
Il doit se redresser, reprendre l'exercice,
Relire la notice
Plutôt que renoncer
On ne m'a pas poussé vers ce noble supplice.
A ces travaux forcés, volontaire d'office,
Je ne suis pourchassé que par votre peau lisse
Et son parfum mélisse
Aux saveurs épicées.
Oh la belle odyssée, hallucinante Alice!
Dans vos voiles plissés, je balance à la drisse,
Espérant me hisser, moi l'innocent jocrisse…
C'est que je suis novice
Si je suis trop pressé,
Mais trop ou pas assez, tendre persécutrice,
Il faut bien commencer, passer par les prémices:
Laissez moi délacer de mes mains migratrices
Ces rubans en hélice
Si savamment tressés.
Moi qui n'ai caressé que l'espoir d'une esquisse,
Qui n'ai amorcé que des bombes factices,
Moi qui n'ai terrassé que des monstres complices,
Je suis nu, sans malice,
Et décontenancé.
Vous pourriez m'évincer, appeler la milice;
Mais sans vous offenser, permettez que je m'immisce
Mes doigts mal exercés jusqu'au ciel de vos cuisses,
Que je boive au calice
Cette sève encensée.
Laissez moi me blesser au zénith, au solstice,
Du soleil éclipsé sous sa douce pelisse!
Laissez moi me glisser dans ces tièdes abysses,
Et mourir de délice
Et puis recommencer…
J'ai appris au lycée heureux qui comme Ulysse
Je suis récompensé par ma belle lectrice,
Divine panacée pour la fièvre et le vice!
Savante incitatrice
Aux lubriques pensées…
J'ai appris au lycée
Heureux qui comme Ulysse
Je suis récompensé
Par ma belle lectrice,
Car ainsi que Jason
J'ai conquis la toison…
Car ainsi que Jason
J'ai conquis la toison…
Bernard Joyet is a musical artist about whom little information is available. Their discography includes the album "Au temps pour moi !", which represents the main trace of their artistic journey. Despite the lack of biographical details, their work remains a fascinating enigma for music lovers.
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