Gonflée comme une baleine
Echouée dans mon salon
Rentrée dans mes bas d'laine
Jusqu'au double-menton
J'étais dans un dilemne
Est-ce que j'le fais ou non?
Et ça faisait des semaines
Qu'j'me posais la question
Quand on passe la trentaine
Faut qu'on passe à l'action
Mais comme on s'trouve vilaine
On reste à la maison
J'rentrais plus dans mon linge
L'ultime solution
C'était de faire le singe
D'vant ma télévision
J'ai acheté la cassette
Le fameux vidéo
Avec trois filles parfaites
Qui suivent le même tempo
J'suis allée en cachette
J'suis revenue en auto
Toute équipée de serviettes
Et de grandes bouteilles d'eau
J'm'imaginais déjà
En patin à roulettes
Le p'tit top en lycra
Moulée sur ma silhouette
Légère comme une ballerine
Droite comme une majorette
Avec mes shorts en jean
Mes pads et mes deux couettes
Mais au bout d'un quart d'heure
A suivre leur exemple
Etendue dans ma sueur
Et tordue par les crampes
Il m'a fallu admettre
Qu'elles avaient du mérite
Les trois jolies minettes
Et leurs fesses en granit
Mais n'abandonnant rien
J'ai repris de plus belle
Le redondant refrain
De leur chanson cruelle
Allez 1, 2, 3, 4
Allez, un peu plus haut!
Les joues comme des tomates
Les seins comme du jello
J'm'imaginais déjà
Le nombril dans les pages
Des calendriers qu'y a
Sur les murs des garages
Musclée comme une athlète
Mouillée comme une sirène
Avec des p'tites gouttelettes
Sur ma jolie bedaine
Après, c'est sur le dos
Qu'il fallait que j'm'étende
Moi qui rêvais d'repos
J'étais plutôt contente
Jusqu'à ce qu'elles disent les mots
Que j'voulais pas entendre
"Pour les abdominaux, faut...
Soulever les jambes"
J'vibrais comme une auto
Dû pour un alignement
Quand soudain mes rideaux
M'ont semblés transparents
J'tais sûre que mes voisins
M'observaient en riant
Sacrer comme un païen
Baver comme un volcan
J'm'imaginais déjà
Couchée sur une civière
La tête en-d'ssous du drap
Les ch'veux dans la glissière
Un p'tit mot dans l'journal
Disant qu'on m'a trouvée
En position foetale
Au pied de ma télé...
Bien sûr, très rapidement
Pendant qu'ces demoiselles
Continuaient en souriant
De jouer à la sauterelle
J'râlais sur mon divan
Avec un Seven Up
Et j'crois qu'c'est en rotant
Que j'ai pesé sur "Stop"
Et ma précieuse cassette
Repose depuis ce jour
A plat sur une tablette
Avec des 33 tours
Quand j'commence à m'sentir
Serrée dans mes vêtements
Regardez-moi courir...
En acheter des plus grands !
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