Mon père est un filet
Tout tendre et tout mignon
Ma mère est un navet
Elle plaît pas à tout l'monde
Ma grand-mère est une soupe
Une vieille soupe au lait
Elle a marié une nouille
Ils ont fait un navet
Ma tante elle est une tarte
Une grosse tarte aux pacanes
Elle a eu trois tomates
De différentes bananes
J'connais aussi un oeuf
Un oeuf en voiture sport
Qui promène son bacon
Et sa saucisse de porc
Et moi...
Et moi j'suis du boudin
Maman dit qu'c'est pas grave
Qu'y faut pas qu'j'ai d'chagrin
Qu'y faut que je sois brave
Elle dit que du boudin
Y'en a qui adorent ça
Qu'y à sûrement un raisin
Qui m'fera des p'tits pois
Elle me raconte sa vie
Sa p'tite vie de navet
Ses premières cochonneries
Avec un jeune poulet
Elle dit que je suis belle
Ou enfin très jolie
Que j'vaux bien n'importe quel
Bâton d'pepperoni
Mon frère est une salade
Une salade césarienne
Il a pas d'camarades
Il a mauvaise haleine
Mon voisin le jambon
A marié sa vieille truite
Il l'a trompée tout de suite
Avec deux gros melons
Et moi...
Et moi j'suis du boudin
Y faut que je m'accepte
Qu'jarrête d'envier ma soeur
Ma soeur qu'est une crevette
"As-tu vu ta cousine?"
Que maman me répète
"Une pauvre grosse poutine
C'est ça qu'tu voudrais être?"
Elle dit : "Regarde ton oncle
Le beau grand panier d'fruits
Qui se meurt aujourd'hui
D'un cancer du kiwi
Ou regarde ton p'tit cousin
Ca s'vante d'être du persil
Ca s'asseoit sur son steak
Pour le restant d'sa vie"
Elle me raconte l'enfer
Des cuisses de grenouille
Qui vont vendre leur chair
Dans des buffets chinois
Elle dit que les courgettes
Finissent en ratatouille
Qu'elles sont tellement défaites
Qu'on les r'connait même pas
Maman aura beau dire
Y'a rien qui m'fait du bien
J'arrive pas à m'réjouir
D'être un beau brin d'boudin
Je changerais d'place avec
A peu près n'importe quoi
Du foie, un biscuit sec
Et puis même un anchois
J'suis née pour un p'tit pain
J'me fait pas d'illusions
On drague pas du boudin
A moins d'être cornichon
J'me sens pas à ma place
Dans ma peau d'intestin
J'me trouve dégueulasse
J'veux plus être du boudin
Mais si... si j'faisais d'l'exercice
Avec un p'tit peu d'veine
J'aurais l'air d'une saucisse
Une belle italienne
Si j'étudiais plus fort
Si j'croyais plus en moi
J'pourrais peut-être alors
Devenir avocat
Mais j'vais pas m'humilier
Sous les yeux horrifiés
D'un capricieux gamin
Qui m'reléguera au chien
J'suis déjà un rebut
J'ai l'air d'un excrément
Même mon psy le toffu
Est à court d'arguments
Moi j'voulais faire ma vie
Avec un tournedos
Mais même les spaghettis
Sont là qui m'tournent le dos
J'me sens pas désirée
J'dois faire une dépression
J'ai envie d'me trancher
La seule veine que j'ai
Me vider au complet
De mon sang de cochon
Devant les pintes de lait
Mes voisines de balcon
Adieu maman navet
Papa filet mignon
Adieu colocataires
De mon grand frigidaire
J'vais m'dépêcher pendant
Qu'suis pas dans mon assiette
Pour expirer avant
C'que dit mon étiquette
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