An ghi gh?,tre civette sul com? che facevano l'amore con la figlia del dottore,il dottore si ammal?,ambarab? cicc? cocc?...
-Allora dottore,mi dica,sono andati bene gli esami,vero?
-No!
-Mh?...sar? una sciocchezza...
-No!
-Mh?...posso farcela?
-No!
An ghi gh?,la malaria prendi un po',il vaiolo ti ho trasmesso,io l'ho preso dentro al cesso,e la peste virulenta mi ha distrutto anche le membra,il morbillo più non tengo ora che ho il doppio mento
Le malattie,le epidermie,le carestie!
Ci si mette anche mia zia,ora c'ha la rosolia,ho già un piede nella tomba,tutta colpa della lebbra,sono sempre molto stufo,grazie al cazzo c'hai il tifo,l'itterizia non perdona,rende gialla anche la mona.
Le malattie,le epidermie,le carestie!
Questa ? una brutta sera,son coperto di diarrea,hai ancora la cirrosi,sempre meglio che l'artrosi,oramai non c'? più tempo,qui ci vuole un intervento,devi subito andare in quella clinica speciale.
Quando arriva l'intervento meglio fare testamento,quando entri in ospedale a volte ne esci orizzontale,non sai mai come pu? andare,ti consiglio di pregare,lascia stare non ? il caso,il momento ? arrivato.
Le malattie,le epidermie,le carestie!
Vado in sala operatoria,spero che non vada storta,se per caso non ritorni stai tranquillo siamo pronti,tutto quanto ? sistemato,il funerale ? organizzato,son passate 10 ore non c'? più neanche il dottore.
Le malattie,le epidermie,le carestie!
Ecco esce dalla sala l'infermiera un po' maiala.
-Come ? andata professore'Siamo qui da molte ore.
-L'intervento ? andato male,le speranze sono vane.
-Poverino che tormento,forza apriamo il testamento.
Le malattie,le epidermie,le carestie!
-Che cos'? questo pollaio?
-Sono io vostro notaio.
-E state zitti per favore,che perdiamo delle ore!
-Ora apro il testamento,e vi dico con sgomento,tutto il suo salvadanaio se lo intasca...PEPPINO L'USURAIO!
Vai Peppino!Peppino!Peppino ? il mio eroe!E' un figlio di usuraio!L'USURAIO!SENZA PIETA' PEPPINO!Peppino ? veramente un bastardo!PEPPINO!
Gli Atroci are an Italian hard rock band active since the 1980s. Their sound is characterized by heavy riffs, aggressive lyrics and a strong influence of classic heavy metal. Among the most notable members are Il Profeta (vocals) and La Bestia Assatanata (guitar). Gli Atroci have released several albums, including "Gli Atroci + Bonus Tracks", "Gli Atroci" and "L'Armata del Metallo". Their musical style has contributed to defining the Italian hard rock landscape of the 1980s and 1990s. Some of the band's most representative songs include "La Guerra", "Sangue e Fuoco" and "Demoni nel Cuore".
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.
Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.
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Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,
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My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
Riky Anelli
Giuseppe Giordani
Tolkins
Yusaku Tamura
Arianna Ferrari E Esa Aka El Presidente
Bandabardò
Met
Beatrice Lambertini
Gilberto Mazzi
Stefano Marletta
Benji & Fede
Lil Fear