Long swords, Viking ships
Endless battles and tales of Yore
My Nordic ancestors
Had battle axes and looked like Thor
I've never swung a sword
Or a battle axe in my life
But I sure as hell
have gotten a mani-pedi with my wife
I'm A Mess
My Nordic folks would hate me
Because I may be
One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy
I'm so fucked
My Nordic folks would kill me
because I might be,
One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy
These sons of Odin
Fought bears and fucking conquered shit
I'm fat. And if I held
a sword I'd probably stab my tits
I' d be so raped and
pillaged in my Viking village
If I was chased I'd
get caught and blood would spillage
I have pot tits
Amon Amarth would hate me
Because I may be
One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy
On a Viking long
ship I wouldn't last an hour
Any word of battle
I would shit my pants and cower
I'm a fat shit
Now my Gramma would hate me
Because I may be
One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy
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