Si j'étais "banknote" ou bien "pèze"
Dans un coffre au Crédit Lyonnais,
Si j'étais yacht à Saint-Tropez
Ah! ce que je m'emmerderais...
Heureusement je suis centime
Dedans la poche d'un clodo
Heureusement je suis sardine
Dedans le port de Concarneau!
Si j'étais toile de maître au Louvre
Joconde en conserve au Musée
Si j'étais papet'rie à Douvres
Oh ce que je m'emmerderais...
Heureusement je n'suis qu'une "croûte"
D'un pauvre peintre en liberté
Qui ne peint que les vaches qui broutent
Et ne demandent pas "Vos papiers!"
Si j'étais proviseur à Ox-
ford, à Cambridge ou à Calais
Si j'étais classé au "juke-box"Dieu! ce que je m'emmerderais...
Heureusement je "sèche" mes cours
A tous vos lycées Papillon
Et je fais mes 33 p'tits tours
Autour de mes microsillons!
Si j'étais sage si j'étais sûr
Si j'étais fort si j'étais prêt
Si rien ne m'faisait de blessures
Vrai! ce que je je m'emmerderais...
Heureusement je n'suis qu'un chien
Et j'ai des puces, une pâtée
Je donne la patte et, tiens-toi bien,
Je voudrais tant m'apprivoiser!
Si j'étais l'amant de la reine
Tout au fond de son grand palais
Si j'étais caché sous sa traîne
Ouh! ce que je m'emmerderais...
Heureusement j'bats la campagne
Pour un p'tit coeur de souriceau
Pour un tout petit bout de femme
Sans armoiries et sans château!
Si j'étais "banknote" ou bien pèze
Dans un coffre au Crédit Lyonnais
Si j'étais yacht à Saint-Tropez
Mmmmm! ce que je m'emmerderais
Mmmm! ce que je m'emmerderais
Mmmm! ce que je m'emmerde...
Henri Tachan is a performer born in 1939. Active mainly in the 1970s and 1980s, he gained popularity with world music and dance genres. His discography includes compilations such as "Best of", "Henri Tachan Integrale V.7", "Henri Tachan Integrale V.2", "L'Integrale, Volume 4 : 1978 and #224; 1983" and "L'Integrale, Volume 3 : 1974 and #224; 1978". Tachan is considered an important figure in French world music, with influences from various cultures.
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