"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
Get me the manager
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
We put our order in - I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
Rory C, well, tell 'em...
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
"Please don't raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
Slipshod, kick it
Cunt
Enter Shikari is an English post-hardcore band formed in St Albans, Hertfordshire in 2003. The band's name derives from a boat belonging to a relative of one of the members and a character in a play written by Roughton "Rou" Reynolds before forming the band, both named Shikari. Shikari also means 'Hunter' in Marathi, Persian, Hindi, Nepali, Urdu, Punjabi and Bengali. The band is characterized by an energetic and innovative sound that blends elements of post-hardcore, electronic, metalcore and progressive rock. Their lyrics often deal with social, political and personal themes, with a strong narrative component. Among the most representative songs are "Gandhi", "Ssswith", "The Last Garrison" and "Constellations". The debut album "Take to the Skies" (2007) achieved great critical and commercial success, consolidating the band's position in the alternative music scene.
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