I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell,
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawed in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then i cryed,
Called me a name said i lied kicked me again thought i died.
Took my clothes set them on fire and she hit me with her curling iron.
Tried to block it with my watch,
And then she kicked me in the crouch again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Well i tried to tell her but she did not care thing's wornt what the semed,
She had a pan on the stove of boiling water and my nat's would soon be steam.
I tried to run scream for for help she hit me in the nurts with a rinestone belt.
It was like nothing i had ever felt,
I thing god i wasent wearing a keilt.
She grabed the bat from beneath the bed swong it once and missed my head,
She raded back to swing it again Then she hit me in the twin's again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Yea today's that awful day,
And my boys wont be the same.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
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