J'ai un homme dans ma vie
Qui n'est ni poli, ni joli
Il me tape tout le temps,
Au début j'aimais bien mais plus maintenant.
J'aurais voulu Brett Sinclair
Lui c'est plutôt Adolf Hitler.
La chimiothérapie rendit Jean-Mi plus gentil
Mais la maladie de Fernand
L'a rendu plutôt chiant
Qui peut prévoir comment Nestor
Réagira pendant sa mort ?
Mon mari est en Asie, euh... mon mari est UN nazi !
Ni l'Asie, ni l'euthanasie ne seront venues à bout de lui.
Il s'est fait maraver les doigts
Dans une baston au Burkina.
J'ai un homme dans ma vie.
Jésus s'est cru si fort qu'il s'est fait crucifier
Avec un cruciforme, on n'a pas pu s'y fier
Comment faire confiance à ceux
Qui sont si pacifiques ici ?
Amélie a mis la barre haut,
Elle aime un gars de la légion
Il est des Minguettes, il a fui
L'armée de l'air a Djibouti,
Mort à la guerre et de chagrin,
De maladie et d'anémie.
Sais-tu que la pensée unique facilite l'idiotie ?
Si elle instruit, elle n'induit
Aucune notion de fantaisie.
Si la potion magique détend
Alors bois-en et puis va-t'en.
L'amie de Monique est maniaque
Et comme l'ammoniaque est toxique
Sophie est super asthmatique
Son ex-mec est au Mexique.
Et pour ceux qui n'ont rien compris
L'amie de Monique est Sophie.
Mais comme Monique était au SAC,
Sophie l'a quittée pour Jean-Jacques,
Son bel ex-mec est revenu,
Il les as surpris tout nus.
Mais à Pâques, chez Jean-Jacques
Ils se sont noyés dans un lac.
C'est regrettable !
J'ai un homme dans ma vie
J'ai un homme dans ma vie
Qui n'est ni poli, ni joli
Il me tape tout le temps,
Au début j'aimais bien mais plus maintenant.
J'aurais voulu Brett Sinclair
Lui c'est plutôt...
J'ai un homme dans ma vie
Qui n'est ni poli, ni joli
Il me tape tout le temps,
Au début j'aimais bien mais plus maintenant.
J'aurais voulu Brett Sinclair
Lui c'est plutôt Adolf Hitler.
J'aurais voulu Francis Huster
J'aurais voulu Julien Clerc
J'aurais voulu Michael Brecker
J'aurais voulu Pierre Messmer
Et aussi euh... un mec qui finit par «er»
- ? - Robespierre.
Et Jean-Marc Thibault!
Sanseverino may refer to:House of Sanseverino, Neapolitan noble family Antonio Sanseverino,, Neapolitan cardinal Aurora Sanseverino (1669–1726), Italian noblewoman and salonniere Ferdinando Sanseverino (1507–1572), prince of Salerno and Italian condottiero Gaetano Sanseverino (1811–1865), Italian theologian Stéphane Sanseverino, French singer Valentina Sanseverino, known as Vale LP, Italian singer-songwriter and rapper
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