Ca s'est passé lundi matin
La maîtresse a dit tous en tenue de bain
Faut être honnète je voit pas l'intérêt
Que d'aller a la piscine en février
Tous aligné en rang dans le vestiaire
On doit se mettre a poil on est pas fier
Sauf ce salaud de Jean-christophe Duval
Qui joue avec ses parties génitales
J'aime pas la piscine
Avec mon école
Toute mes copines
Me voit et rigolent
Si jamais j'm'en sort
Je jure par Saint Phillipe
De faire manger l'rebord
A l'inventeur du Slip
Apres être passé au pédiluve
L'endroit ou les vérrues vivent en étuve
On a mis des bonnets en cahoutchouc
Qui tirent les cheveux qui sentent les égouts
Puis on s'est retrouvé devant l'bassin
La maitresse dis voila Mr Martin
Salut les gars je suis l'maître nageur
Pour commencer vous me f'rez 30 longueurs
Refrain
Tout de suite ça m'énerve car en plongeant
Mon slip se fait la mal c'est humiliant
En plus j'ai fait un plat ça me fait mal
Et j'suis pas l'pire car Jean-Christophe Duval
Est en train d'se noyer dans l'grand bassin
Le maitre nageur l'engueule comme un chien
Puis il nous dit : "Sortez parcequ'il est l'heure
d'aller chercher les manequins, 30 Kilos, 30 longeurs aller zou!"
Refrain x2
C'est la fin des cours on va se rhabiller
On attend que le car revienne nous chercher
Il est 9h et demi dans le froid et la brume
On reviendra lundi, même si on a un rhuBe
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