Gem Boy

Lyrics La regola del becchino Gem Boy

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La regola del becchino


[Sulle note de La Regola Dell'amico - 883]

Io non capisco che gli fai quando arrivi in mezzo a noi
tutti i miei amici si dileguano
mentre tu prendi posto accanto a me
con i tuoi capelli che
hanno quella puzza d'incenso e di cadavere
Tutti nel fuggire via
hanno degli incidenti
van con l'auto nel fosso
si rovescian la birra addosso
altri sbattono i coglioni
nello spigolo del tavolo.

La regola del becchino non sbaglia mai
stai vicino a un becchino
mille sfighe avrai sempre sempre e non potrai
mai trovare una via di scampo.

A me non è ancora successo niente
sono stato più intelligente
non mi sono mosso di un millimetro
Ma arriva un cane
che mi piscia sopra un piede
mentre dici: "Chi muore non si rivede"
con quel ghigno estrai
dalla tasca un metro
"Ragazzi ditemi perché
non venite ogni tanto a trovare me
che vi faccio un preventivo sapete
nella vita non si sa mai...
toccata di maroni generale

La regola del becchino non sbaglia mai
stai vicino a un becchino
mille sfighe avrai sempre sempre e non potrai
mai trovare una via di scampo.

La regola del becchino proprio perché
stai vicino a un becchino
mille sfighe avrai sempre sempre ed inutile
tentare di fuggire via

Io vedo i lampi d'odio che
tutti sta lanciando a te
mentre sei nel carro funebre con loro
tre donne con dei grossi respingenti
"Saranno amiche o parenti".
Però vedo che le tocchi e quelle li ci stanno
Qui i commenti piovono
che cazzo fanno con lui
che stupide non sanno
cosa stanno rischiando
poi lo vediamo nudo
e capiamo che lui...
c'ha qualcosa che noi non abbiamo

La regola del beccone non sbaglia mai
se possiedi un beccone
mille donne avrai sempre sempre e mai vedrai,
che nessuna ti dirà di no
La regola del beccone proprio perché
hai un beccone lungo e largo
ogni donna che incontri sempre ti dirà oh yes
soddisfatte o rimborsate

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The lyrics LA REGOLA DEL BECCHINO of GEM BOY is also present in the album Gem boy (1998)

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Biografia

The Gem Boy are an Italian rock demential music group formed in Bologna in the 1990s. Known for their energetic sound and frenetic performances, they have gained a large fanbase thanks to ironic and often satirical lyrics that tackle social and everyday issues with sharp wit. Among their most representative songs are "My band plays punk rock", "My friend is an alien" and "I don't like school". The Gem Boy have released several albums, including "Gem Boy" (1997) and "Rock demenziale" (2000), consolidating their position as one of the most original and entertaining bands in the Italian music scene.

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