(sulle note di Mamma mia - Abba)
Lui sembrava l'uomo della tua vita:
bello, affascinante e ci sei uscita.
Ma fuori a cena ti fa scendere
la catena parla di calcio e niente altro,
di fuorigioco e di Ronaldo.
Cosa vuoi di più dalla vita?
"Un Lucano", dici alla amica uoooho!
Il Lucano, sai dove lo darei?
IN TESTA a quel deficiente.
Pubblimania il perché non so,
l'uomo è così scemo nello spot.
Io avrei capito subito
cosa voleva, di sicuro
metri di grosso Lucano in culo.
Sola con lui in spiaggia a pomiciar
non ce la fai più, l'amore vuoi far
e mandi il coglione
con la moneta a comprare il goldone
e dopo un'ora che aspetti il guanto
ti chiedi: "Perché ci mette tanto?"
Come mai non è ancora tornato?
Lo trovi là che si mangia il gelato Uooho!
Il Magnum, sai dove lo infilerei?
NELL'OCCHIO a quel deficiente!
Pubblimania chi lo sa perché
mai, mai, non capitano a me
Io avrei capito subito
cosa voleva, di sicuro
metri di Calippo rosa in culo.
Sul treno, gnocca straniera dove vai tutta sola?
Cerchi qualcuno a Rimini che ti consola?
Peccato, non conosco nessuno!
Ma fra tutta la gente
ti imbatti proprio contro un deficiente,
ti dice: "Ora conosci me" e poi
scende dal treno.. chissà perché?
"Lasciami il numero telefonino"
"Non ce l'ho!" Ciao, ciao, cretino! Uooho
Il cellulare sai dove lo darei?
NEI DENTI a quel deficiente!
Pubblimania il perché non so
l'uomo è così scemo nello spot.
Io le davo il numero di casa
con quella lì, col cazzo che scendevo!
E poi il cellulare le prendevo:
quello che vibra, così gode di più!
Poi giù: metri di antennina,
metri di antennina,
metri di antennina in culo!
Cia Cia Cia!
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