(sulle note di Vivo morto X - Ligabue)
On du tri, on du tri !
La prima cosa a uscire
è il mio uccello sorprendente:
credevan che mia mamma
avesse dentro un assorbente.
Poi una volta fuori
lo vogliono tagliare:
l'avevano confuso
col cordone ombelicale... cale!
Dissero a mia madre
che non ero normale
"Si sappia regolare,
prima o poi duro verrà.
Se gli va attorno al collo
si rischia di strozzare
gli dia del bromuro
che, vedrà, si calmerà"
Dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X.
Con sto coso qui
non entrerò mai lì
Dritto moscio,
dritto moscio,
dritto moscio X.
Da bimbo lo usavo
nei più svariati modi
nelle giovani marmotte
ci imparavo a fare i nodi
sembrava divertente
avere un lungo cazzo
giocavo al cow-boy
e lo usavo come lazzo, lazzo!
Alla prima erezione
sbucò su dal maglione
se attento non ci stavo
io rompevo un lampadario
E intanto lui cresceva,
madonna quanto pesa
come mutande usavo
il sacchetto della spesa.
Dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X.
Per fare la pipì
ci voglion due manì
Dritto moscio,
dritto moscio,
dritto moscio X.
Ho cercato un posto
come porno star
mi han detto che un lampione
ce lo avevano di già
potrei fare il pompiere
o forse il giardiniere
Un posto d'incantatore
di serpente ci sarà?
Dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X,
dritto moscio X.
Per fare la pipì
ci voglion due manì
Dritto moscio,
dritto moscio,
dritto moscio X.
Ma non è bello averlo lungo così.
Ma non è bello averlo lungo così.
Ma non è bello averlo lungo.
Sfondala-la-la-la-la-la-llero
Trombala-la-la-la-la-la-llero
Ciullala-la-la-la-la-la-llero
Dritto moscio X
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